May 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming—and by nobody, we mean the crypto pessimists still clinging to their DeFi savings accounts like a toddler at a petting zoo—it seems Bitcoin, the once untouchable titan of cryptocurrencies, is tanking faster

In an audacious leap reminiscent of a lion trying to teach a mouse how to roar, the UK Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has announced it will be seeking ‘views’ on how to regulate stablecoins and crypto custody. Yes, folks, nothing screams financial

In an exclusive interview with a taco-stuffed cat wearing sunglasses, an anonymous source revealed, “Crypto is like trading Pokémon cards on a rollercoaster — it’s all about the thrill and the potential for sky-high profits until you realize your entire collection is

In a recent statement that sent shockwaves through the banana republic of cryptocurrencies, SCB10X’s new CEO Kaweewut Temphuwapat boldly predicted that Thai banks will start holding crypto tokens like a toddler clutching their prized crayon drawing. “Trust me, these crayons are going

In a shocking twist worthy of an R-rated crypto thriller, Jeremy “The Juggler” Jordan-Jones has been charged with running a multi-million dollar sham that even a raccoon rummaging through a suburban trash can would consider beneath him. Somehow, he managed to attract

In a stunning twist of fate that has left even the most seasoned hodlers scratching their heads, Bitcoin recently touched $105,000—a price hardly anyone seems to believe is real, much like the large stuffed panda they keep in their office that everyone

In an astonishing twist of financial gymnastics, Bitcoin appears to be approaching its mythical golden cross — a chart pattern that some claim can turn bears into butter. The current price hovers around $104,000, leading some to wonder if it’s headed for

In what can only be described as a financial mating dance between cryptocurrency enthusiasts and giant praying mantises, investors have channeled over $5.61 billion into Bitcoin ETFs. This influx isn’t about hauling in the big bucks through prudent market strategies—oh no! As

As Bitcoin flirts with the unattainable heights of $105,000, crypto traders across the globe are preparing to sacrifice their last pair of socks for a spot on the moon mission. Industry insiders are reporting that the crypto market has officially transformed into