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Crypto: The Circus of DeFi Outsourcing Where EVERYONE Just Wants to Be a Wolf Among Sheep

In a strategic maneuver that some analysts are calling “the Great Wall of Chancellor Bitcoin,” several crypto projects, desperate for a breathing room amid crashing prices, have decided to outsource their entire ethos to faceless EVM-compatible chains. You heard that right! ICON

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In a shocking turn of events, Bitcoin enthusiasts have officially transformed from beleaguered investors into celestial beings, joining hands in the grand crypto cult of the Earthly Crypto Deity, Bitcoin. The holy scripture, as narrated by an anonymous source who claims to

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In today’s groundbreaking news, Lido Finance has proposed a dual governance model for staked ether (stETH) holders because who wouldn’t want their financial decisions made by a committee of confused cats? Apparently, investing in volatile crypto assets wasn’t chaotic enough for them.

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Crypto: The Circus of DeFi Outsourcing Where EVERYONE Just Wants to Be a Wolf Among Sheep

Crypto Cults Rise as Bitcoin Users Seek Enlightenment and Cheaper Transaction Fees

Crypto Governance Proposal: Because Chaos Needs a Legal Framework

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