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Altcoin Antics·Market Mayhem·Meme Coin Madness

Metaplanet Invests Big: Now Purchasing Bitcoin Like It’s Discount Candy on Halloween!

**Metaplanet Invests Big: Now Purchasing Bitcoin Like It’s Discount Candy on Halloween!** In a scene reminiscent of an intergalactic space race or a frenzied feeding frenzy at a beached whale convention, Metaplanet has boldly acquired 136 more Bitcoins, bringing their total haul

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Altcoin Antics·Investor Irony·Regulatory Roast

Australian Retirement Funds Struggle to Play Crypto Catch-Up: Is It Time to Stop Hosking and Start HODLing?

In a stunning revelation that broke the internet (but only if you clicked through three pop-up ads), Australian retirement funds have officially declared crypto as the ugly stepchild of investment portfolios, buried deep under layers of cash, stocks, and real estate. In

September 4, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Nike and StockX: A Match Made in Trademark Hell, Now Settled!

In a groundbreaking partnership that nobody asked for, Nike and StockX have settled a lawsuit that originated from their mutual love for counterfeit sneakers and blurry NFT definitions. Yes, you heard that right — the most prestigious footwear company on Earth and

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Metaplanet Invests Big: Now Purchasing Bitcoin Like It’s Discount Candy on Halloween!

Australian Retirement Funds Struggle to Play Crypto Catch-Up: Is It Time to Stop Hosking and Start HODLing?

Nike and StockX: A Match Made in Trademark Hell, Now Settled!

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