November 2025

Market Mayhem·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Crypto Continues to Play Hide and Seek with Reality: Upbit’s $36 Million Hide-and-Seek Championship

Welcome, dear readers, to the latest episode of “Crypto Circus: Now with More Elephants in the Room!” Where today’s spotlight shines on South Korea’s very own Upbit, who recently played a thrilling game of hide and seek with some $36 million worth

November 27, 2025

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!

**Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!** In a shocking twist that can only be described as a plot from a dystopian sci-fi parody, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has called it quits eight months early. I mean, who wouldn’t want to

November 24, 2025

Altcoin Antics·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Crypto’s Wild West: The Quest for a Federal AI Overlord Begins!

In a move that can only be described as a mashup of George Orwell’s *1984* and a dystopian episode of *The Office*, President Trump is reportedly drafting an executive order to rein in state AI laws, as if he’s trying to hug

November 20, 2025

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Razzlekhan’s Escape from Crypto Jail: When Money Laundering Meets Rap Stardom

In a plot twist that would make even Hollywood’s shadiest scriptwriters blush, former money launderer Heather ‘Razzlekhan’ Morgan is set to drop a new track from the cozy confines of her federal reentry program. You heard that right. Honorary members of the

November 17, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Market Mayhem·Regulatory Roast

Australia’s Cybercrime Report: A New Way to Steal Your Crypto While Also Getting Your Tax Refund

In a stunning revelation of criminal ingenuity that can only be attributed to the sheer madness of the crypto landscape, Australia has warned that its national cybercrime reporting system is now being hijacked by scammers sharper than a hedgehog in a porcupine

November 13, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Crypto Comedy Central·Market Mayhem

Bitcoin Soars Past $106K as U.S. Government Shutdown Ends: Crypto Yachts Will Set Sail Again!

In the most astonishing turn of celestial events since the invention of the inflatable hot tub, Bitcoin has catapulted back over $106,000! This jaw-dropping resurgence in price coincides with the seemingly miraculous news that the U.S. government may soon stop staring into

November 10, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Circle Unleashes a New Armory: USDC Now Legal Tender for Gun Purchases!

In a stunning twist that can only be described as a love letter to the Second Amendment wrapped in a blockchain burrito, Circle has officially updated their terms of service to allow firearm purchasers to pay immediately with their beloved USDC. That’s

November 6, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Crypto Shenanigans: Trump’s Crypto Circus and the Binance Blame Game!

In a dazzling display of political gymnastics and financial acrobatics that could put your average circus troupe to shame, former President Donald Trump has revealed—**to the shock of absolutely no one**—that he ‘didn’t know’ who the Binance Chief, Changpeng Zhao (CZ), was.

November 3, 2025

Crypto Continues to Play Hide and Seek with Reality: Upbit’s $36 Million Hide-and-Seek Championship

Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!

Crypto’s Wild West: The Quest for a Federal AI Overlord Begins!

Razzlekhan’s Escape from Crypto Jail: When Money Laundering Meets Rap Stardom

Australia’s Cybercrime Report: A New Way to Steal Your Crypto While Also Getting Your Tax Refund

Bitcoin Soars Past $106K as U.S. Government Shutdown Ends: Crypto Yachts Will Set Sail Again!

Circle Unleashes a New Armory: USDC Now Legal Tender for Gun Purchases!

Crypto Shenanigans: Trump’s Crypto Circus and the Binance Blame Game!

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