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DeFi Debacles·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto’s Fourth Annual Barking Insanity Festival: Welcome to the Moon, Doges and Doombots!

In a shocking twist that left crypto investors feeling like starry-eyed owls in a spaceship, Bitcoin has skyrocketed to a jaw-dropping $104,572.31 — as if a rabid squirrel invested its entire nut collection into the original cryptocurrency. “This price surge is purely

June 6, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto Investors: The New Guardians of the Galaxy… or Just Space Clowns?

In a shocking turn of events nearly as expected as your uncle going all in on Shiba Inu, crypto investors have reportedly swapped their Lambo dreams for the newest intergalactic-themed meme token, *GalacticCheemsCoin*. Though this token is tied only to the spurious

December 29, 2025

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!

**Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!** In a shocking twist that can only be described as a plot from a dystopian sci-fi parody, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has called it quits eight months early. I mean, who wouldn’t want to

November 24, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Nike and StockX: A Match Made in Trademark Hell, Now Settled!

In a groundbreaking partnership that nobody asked for, Nike and StockX have settled a lawsuit that originated from their mutual love for counterfeit sneakers and blurry NFT definitions. Yes, you heard that right — the most prestigious footwear company on Earth and

September 1, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Convicted Scammer Marries NFTs While Serving 1-Year Sentence

In a shocking development that could only be matched by a cat riding a unicorn, self-proclaimed crypto prodigy Cameron “get-rich-quick” Redman (22) was sentenced to one year in prison for scamming unsuspecting NFT enthusiasts out of nearly $800,000 through hacked X accounts.

July 30, 2025

DeFi Debacles·Meme Coin Madness·NFT Nonsense

Crypto’s Wild West: Where Whales Dance on the Graves of Logic!

In a stunning display of financial prowess that could only be rivaled by the liberal use of glitter bombs in a kindergarten art class, Vitalik Buterin reportedly transferred **$2.6 million** to himself via the privacy-focused platform Railgun, thus proving once and for

June 4, 2025

NFT Nonsense

NFT Collector Sues Artist After Discovering ‘Rare Digital Penguin’ Looks Like Every Other Penguin

In a groundbreaking case for the digital art world, an NFT collector has filed a lawsuit against an artist, claiming that the ‘rare digital penguin’ he purchased for $250,000 is, in fact, indistinguishable from thousands of other penguins online. “I was promised

February 18, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·NFT Nonsense

Web3 Dating App Promises to Match Users Based on NFT Holdings!

In a bold, if somewhat bewildering, attempt to merge love and ledger technology, a new Web3 dating app called MetaMatch has promised to revolutionize romance by matching users based on their NFT portfolios.

February 8, 2025

NFT Nonsense

Crypto’s Fourth Annual Barking Insanity Festival: Welcome to the Moon, Doges and Doombots!

Crypto Investors: The New Guardians of the Galaxy… or Just Space Clowns?

Crypto Chaos: Only the DOGEs Survive!

Nike and StockX: A Match Made in Trademark Hell, Now Settled!

Crypto’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Convicted Scammer Marries NFTs While Serving 1-Year Sentence

Crypto’s Wild West: Where Whales Dance on the Graves of Logic!

NFT Collector Sues Artist After Discovering ‘Rare Digital Penguin’ Looks Like Every Other Penguin

Web3 Dating App Promises to Match Users Based on NFT Holdings!

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