Regulatory Roast

A humorous critique of the latest governmental attempts to tame the crypto wild west.

Meme Coin Madness·Altcoin Antics·Regulatory Roast

Memecoin Meltdown: Trump vs. Musk Sparks the Next Crypto Civil War

In a shocking twist that makes reality TV look like Shakespearean drama, Bitcoin’s recent rise to $101,737.80 seems to be overshadowed by the latest crypto soap opera: the public feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. The crypto market is buzzing like

June 6, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

CrossCurve to Pursue Legal Action Because Clearly That Will Fix the $3M Bridge Hack

In a dramatic twist worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy, the decentralized finance protocol CrossCurve, formerly known as EYWA, has announced that it plans to pursue legal action against potential criminals who exploited a flaw in their bridge contracts to make off with

February 2, 2026

Altcoin Antics·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Crypto Swarm: The Rise of AI Bots and Misinformation on ‘DeFi’ Installed in Your Brain

In an unprecedented twist of tech insanity, researchers have unveiled that autonomous AI swarms are the latest trend poised to obliterate any remaining semblance of truth in our digital lives. Forget about your average bot army made up of sad spammers; this

January 26, 2026

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Cryptocurrency: The New Frontier for Hedge Fund Cat Ladies

In a shocking turn of events, ARK Invest has announced that Bitcoin is not just a flashing digital squirrel in the desert of financial innovation—it’s apparently going to become the golden goose of a $28 trillion digital-asset market by 2030! Yes, you

January 22, 2026

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Trump’s Meme Coin Turns One: The Crypto Circus and the Family Fortune

**When Memes Go to Washington: The Unraveling of the Trump Coin Circus** In an astounding tale of political theater meets capitalist craziness, the one-year anniversary of Trump’s official meme coin, simply known as TRUMP, has left the crypto industry looking like a

January 19, 2026

Blockchain Blunders·Investor Irony·Regulatory Roast

Congressional Crypto Cuddles: The Musical Chairs of Regulation

In a shocking display of political acrobatics worthy of Cirque du Soleil, the Senate Banking Committee has shelved the hotly anticipated crypto market structure bill for, oh, about the hundredth time. Sources outside the Senator’s coffee break confirm that the bill was

January 15, 2026

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Bitcoin Grows a Pair as Powell Gets a Probe: The Ultimate Hedge or Just a Circus?

In a stunning twist of fate resembling a sci-fi plot featuring headless chicken-wielding aliens, Bitcoin has decided that the world of monetary policy is its personal playground. Experts say that if Jerome Powell—yes, the Grand Poo-bah of the Fed—gets squeezed by the

January 12, 2026

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

AI Chatbots: Humanity’s New Best Friend or Depressive Trauma Machine?

In a display of quintessential irony worthy of a sci-fi dystopia, Google and Character.AI have **settled** a lawsuit linked to a teen’s suicide—a case that raises more eyebrows than a family of owls at a rave. A disgruntled mother alleged that her

January 8, 2026

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF Hits Jackpot: Hedge Funds Buy Bitcoin, Forget Reality!

In an unprecedented twist that’s more shocking than finding a chad in a blockchain dig site, BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF (or as we like to call it, the “Africa’s Lost Ark of Crypto”) has just recorded a staggering single-day inflow of $287.4 million.

January 5, 2026

Altcoin Antics·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Coinbase Buys a Piece of India: All We Got Was This Lousy Regulatory Approval!

In a daring act that President Zog of the Intergalactic Crypto Federation might call ‘business as usual,’ Coinbase has officially secured a minority stake in CoinDCX. This expedition into India’s crypto landscape was cleared by the Competition Commission of India, proving that

December 18, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Crypto’s ‘Death Cult’: Where Tech Meets the Afterlife but Can’t Find a Wallet

In an astonishingly ironic twist, the transhumanist movement has recently been dubbed a “death cult” — not by your disgruntled cousin with a tinfoil hat, but by philosophers and tech nerds armed with more than just recursion and a strong Wi-Fi signal.

December 15, 2025

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Regulatory Roast

Memecoin Meltdown: Trump vs. Musk Sparks the Next Crypto Civil War

CrossCurve to Pursue Legal Action Because Clearly That Will Fix the $3M Bridge Hack

Crypto Swarm: The Rise of AI Bots and Misinformation on ‘DeFi’ Installed in Your Brain

Cryptocurrency: The New Frontier for Hedge Fund Cat Ladies

Trump’s Meme Coin Turns One: The Crypto Circus and the Family Fortune

Congressional Crypto Cuddles: The Musical Chairs of Regulation

Bitcoin Grows a Pair as Powell Gets a Probe: The Ultimate Hedge or Just a Circus?

AI Chatbots: Humanity’s New Best Friend or Depressive Trauma Machine?

BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF Hits Jackpot: Hedge Funds Buy Bitcoin, Forget Reality!

Coinbase Buys a Piece of India: All We Got Was This Lousy Regulatory Approval!

Crypto’s ‘Death Cult’: Where Tech Meets the Afterlife but Can’t Find a Wallet

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