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A humorous critique of the latest governmental attempts to tame the crypto wild west.

Meme Coin Madness·Altcoin Antics·Regulatory Roast

Memecoin Meltdown: Trump vs. Musk Sparks the Next Crypto Civil War

In a shocking twist that makes reality TV look like Shakespearean drama, Bitcoin’s recent rise to $101,737.80 seems to be overshadowed by the latest crypto soap opera: the public feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. The crypto market is buzzing like

June 6, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Investor Irony·Regulatory Roast

Australian Retirement Funds Struggle to Play Crypto Catch-Up: Is It Time to Stop Hosking and Start HODLing?

In a stunning revelation that broke the internet (but only if you clicked through three pop-up ads), Australian retirement funds have officially declared crypto as the ugly stepchild of investment portfolios, buried deep under layers of cash, stocks, and real estate. In

September 4, 2025

Altcoin Antics·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Webull Launches Crypto Trading in Australia: Prepare for the Great Fee Slashing Showdown!

In a groundbreaking twist straight out of an absurd science fiction novel, U.S. trading app Webull has decided it’s high time to shake things up in Australia’s crypto scene. Why should kangaroos and wallabies get to bask in the crypto sunlight while

August 28, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Metaplanet Jumps into FTSE Just in Time for Bitcoin Retreat: A Comedy of Financial Errors

In a dazzling display of financial acrobatics, Metaplanet has not only joined the FTSE Japan Index but has also committed to buying more Bitcoin than your average crypto bro after a memecoin pump. Just when you thought we were safe from passive

August 25, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Elon Musk’s AI Grok: The Crypto Circus of Doom and Gag Reflexes!

In an absolutely riveting twist of reality no one asked for, we now welcome the latest contestant to the greatest show on Earth — the crypto circus featuring Elon Musk’s **Grok AI**! Marketed as the edgy, real-time, politically incorrect cousin to **ChatGPT**,

August 10, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Trump’s New Crypto Order: Because Who Needs a Bank Anyway?

In a dazzling display of Acts of Congress met with a hefty dollop of reality TV charm, President Trump has reportedly drafted an executive order to shield cryptocurrency firms from perceived banking discrimination. Yes, folks, that’s right. In a move reminiscent of

August 5, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Stablecoins Legalized! So Now What? Also, Cryptocurrency Kind of Sucks?

In a stunning display of political innovation, Congress has officially legalized stablecoins, dubbing the moment the GENIUS Act. Yes, folks, the folks who brought you that legendary hour of C-SPAN drama have transformed half-baked financial instruments into mildly more legitimate half-baked financial

August 2, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·Regulatory Roast

Crypto Cults and the Quest for Infinite Bitcoin: MARA’s Absurd Journey to Raising $1 Billion

In a stunning display of financial bravery, Bitcoin mining juggernaut MARA has announced it will raise almost $1 billion to buy even more Bitcoin. Because, you know, who needs risk management when you can apparently just keep buying the same asset until

July 28, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Market Mayhem·Regulatory Roast

SEC Turns Crypto Dreams into Nightmares: ‘Bizarre Situation’ or Just Tuesday?

In a jaw-dropping twist that can only be described as a bureaucratic slap fight, the SEC has once again pulled the rug out from under crypto enthusiasts by pausing yet another ETF (Exchange Traded Fund) that was supposed to hold Bitcoin, Ethereum,

July 23, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Investor Irony·Regulatory Roast

Netflix’s AI-Powered Show: Where Creativity Meets a Midlife Crisis

In a move that could only be described as the cinematic equivalent of sending a robot to do a human’s job, Netflix has officially embraced generative AI for the first time in its new show, “The Eternaut.” The series follows the riveting

July 20, 2025

Crypto Comedy Central·DeFi Debacles·Regulatory Roast

Crypto’s New Stablecoin Saga: Tether’s Wild Plan vs. Circle’s ‘I’m Not Jealous’ Tactics

In a plot twist worthy of a low-budget sci-fi flick, Tether’s CEO, Paolo Ardoino, has just announced that USDT is, in fact, coming to America—because dreams are great, regulatory compliance is hard, and unicorns are real, folks! Speaking from a shady backroom

July 19, 2025

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Memecoin Meltdown: Trump vs. Musk Sparks the Next Crypto Civil War

Australian Retirement Funds Struggle to Play Crypto Catch-Up: Is It Time to Stop Hosking and Start HODLing?

Webull Launches Crypto Trading in Australia: Prepare for the Great Fee Slashing Showdown!

Metaplanet Jumps into FTSE Just in Time for Bitcoin Retreat: A Comedy of Financial Errors

Elon Musk’s AI Grok: The Crypto Circus of Doom and Gag Reflexes!

Trump’s New Crypto Order: Because Who Needs a Bank Anyway?

Stablecoins Legalized! So Now What? Also, Cryptocurrency Kind of Sucks?

Crypto Cults and the Quest for Infinite Bitcoin: MARA’s Absurd Journey to Raising $1 Billion

SEC Turns Crypto Dreams into Nightmares: ‘Bizarre Situation’ or Just Tuesday?

Netflix’s AI-Powered Show: Where Creativity Meets a Midlife Crisis

Crypto’s New Stablecoin Saga: Tether’s Wild Plan vs. Circle’s ‘I’m Not Jealous’ Tactics

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