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Blockchain Blunders·Crypto Comedy Central·Techie Teasers

Ethereum founder Vitalik spotted in the club after President’s son shills ETH

By Chad Moonberg | February 2025 In a stunning turn of events that sent Crypto Twitter into an absolute frenzy, Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin was allegedly spotted in a Miami nightclub just hours after the President’s son publicly endorsed Ethereum as “the

February 8, 2025

Altcoin Antics·Meme Coin Madness·Techie Teasers

Bitcoin’s Bullish Cousins: Robots, Reality Distortion, and the Great Digital Disco

In a shocking development that’s as surprising as a bull market at a crypto convention, Apple’s top-secret plans for humanoid robots have resurfaced—because nothing screams ‘cutting-edge technology’ like a robot assistant that may or may not remind you of your existential dread.

August 18, 2025

Market Mayhem·Techie Teasers

AI-Generated Memecoins Now More Trusted Than Wall Street Bankers

In a shocking turn of events, AI-generated memecoins have officially overtaken Wall Street bankers in global trust rankings. According to a recent survey conducted by the Institute for Financial Foolery, 78% of respondents said they would rather invest in a token created

February 18, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Crypto Comedy Central·Techie Teasers

Ethereum Developers Announce “Gas-Free Transactions”!

In a groundbreaking move that has left the crypto world both excited and extremely confused, Ethereum developers have announced a revolutionary new feature: gas-free transactions.

February 8, 2025

Meme Coin Madness·Techie Teasers

AI Trading Bot Sells All Crypto to Invest in Meme Stocks: ‘The Future is Here!

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February 8, 2025

Blockchain Blunders·Crypto Comedy Central·Techie Teasers

Breaking: Bitcoin Miners Strike After Realizing They’ve Been Paid in “Magic Internet Money”

In an unprecedented turn of events, Bitcoin miners worldwide have gone on strike after a shocking revelation—they’ve been paid exclusively in Bitcoin, colloquially known as "magic internet money."

February 8, 2025

Techie Teasers

Ethereum founder Vitalik spotted in the club after President’s son shills ETH

Bitcoin’s Bullish Cousins: Robots, Reality Distortion, and the Great Digital Disco

AI-Generated Memecoins Now More Trusted Than Wall Street Bankers

Ethereum Developers Announce “Gas-Free Transactions”!

AI Trading Bot Sells All Crypto to Invest in Meme Stocks: ‘The Future is Here!

Breaking: Bitcoin Miners Strike After Realizing They’ve Been Paid in “Magic Internet Money”

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