In an exclusive interview with a taco-stuffed cat wearing sunglasses, an anonymous source revealed, “Crypto is like trading Pokémon cards on a rollercoaster — it’s all about the thrill and the potential for sky-high profits until you realize your entire collection is

In a recent statement that sent shockwaves through the banana republic of cryptocurrencies, SCB10X’s new CEO Kaweewut Temphuwapat boldly predicted that Thai banks will start holding crypto tokens like a toddler clutching their prized crayon drawing. “Trust me, these crayons are going

In a shocking twist worthy of an R-rated crypto thriller, Jeremy “The Juggler” Jordan-Jones has been charged with running a multi-million dollar sham that even a raccoon rummaging through a suburban trash can would consider beneath him. Somehow, he managed to attract

In a stunning twist of fate that has left even the most seasoned hodlers scratching their heads, Bitcoin recently touched $105,000—a price hardly anyone seems to believe is real, much like the large stuffed panda they keep in their office that everyone

In an astonishing twist of financial gymnastics, Bitcoin appears to be approaching its mythical golden cross — a chart pattern that some claim can turn bears into butter. The current price hovers around $104,000, leading some to wonder if it’s headed for

In what can only be described as a financial mating dance between cryptocurrency enthusiasts and giant praying mantises, investors have channeled over $5.61 billion into Bitcoin ETFs. This influx isn’t about hauling in the big bucks through prudent market strategies—oh no! As

As Bitcoin flirts with the unattainable heights of $105,000, crypto traders across the globe are preparing to sacrifice their last pair of socks for a spot on the moon mission. Industry insiders are reporting that the crypto market has officially transformed into

In a strategic maneuver that some analysts are calling “the Great Wall of Chancellor Bitcoin,” several crypto projects, desperate for a breathing room amid crashing prices, have decided to outsource their entire ethos to faceless EVM-compatible chains. You heard that right! ICON

In a shocking turn of events, Bitcoin enthusiasts have officially transformed from beleaguered investors into celestial beings, joining hands in the grand crypto cult of the Earthly Crypto Deity, Bitcoin. The holy scripture, as narrated by an anonymous source who claims to