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Crypto Governance Proposal: Because Chaos Needs a Legal Framework

May 11, 2025

In today’s groundbreaking news, Lido Finance has proposed a dual governance model for staked ether (stETH) holders because who wouldn’t want their financial decisions made by a committee of confused cats? Apparently, investing in volatile crypto assets wasn’t chaotic enough for them.

Meme Coin Madness

A Meme Token’s Life: Birth, Overhype and Inevitable Crash

April 14, 2025

Well, the Crypto Bros are weeping into their energy drinks again. Their darling, Shiba Inu (aka. ‘the shittier Doge’), has nosedived faster than a pigeon strapped with an Acme rocket. Meanwhile, Dogecoin is rising, clearly boosted by Elon Musk’s fifth espresso shot

Meme Coin Madness

The World Applauds Elon’s Fickle Relationship with Dogecoin

April 11, 2025

Doge In a fit of boredom or possibly genius (or let’s face it, an elaborate ploy to simply send Twitter into meltdown), Musk pulled this stunt once before. And boy did it work! The price of Dogecoin soared as high as its

Altcoin Antics·DeFi Debacles

The Meteoric (Non)Rise and Galactic Fall of PromisedLand

April 10, 2025

If you thought believing in Santa Claus as an adult was absurd, brace yourself for the PromisedLand saga. This high-octane crypto rocket promised to take believers to Mars (where Elon is still constructing his interstellar hacienda). However, the only thing it sent

Market Mayhem·Meme Coin Madness

The Long Descent into Madness

April 2, 2025

Picture this: A guy named Joe. An average guy with one distinguishing characteristic: an unhealthy obsession with cryptocurrency. You could smell the desperation for a crypto moonshot on him like cologne from a teenage boy trying too hard. By day, he was

Market Mayhem·Altcoin Antics·Crypto Comedy Central

The Innovative ‘Ctrl+Z’ Business Strategy

April 1, 2025

CEO Chad “Satoshi II” Moneypockets assured investors his new token, ShadyCoin, would introduce a paradigm shift in blockchain trustworthiness. His foolproof plan was to start by offering all of the transparency of a jellyfish in mineral water… before promptly hitting “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” on

Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness

Fuzzy Math and Moon-bound Dreams

March 31, 2025

In a staggering display of misunderstanding of basic economic principles, local crypto enthusiast Derek “MoonLambo69” Johnson is flabbergasted that his recent $500 investment into the hot new meme coin, Cryptonk, has not caused the value to skyrocket. Who could have seen this

Altcoin Antics·Investor Irony·Meme Coin Madness

Making Dreams Come True…If Your Dream is Bankruptcy

March 27, 2025

The age-old practice of robbing Peter to pay Paul has got a shiny new coat of paint! The latest entry into the crypto-carnival hails itself as the ‘Financial Freedom Movement’. And while its name might suggest a heartwarming union of fiscally-responsible citizens

Crypto Comedy Central·Meme Coin Madness

CEO with More Lives Than a Cat on Steroids

March 26, 2025

The circus world of cryptocurrency just got a little more Barnum & Bailey. Meet Chad Coinmaker, the now-infamous crypto CEO who makes Bernie Madoff seem as trustworthy as a neighborhood lemonade stand. Coinmaker was recently caught in the most hilarious crypto scam

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Crypto Governance Proposal: Because Chaos Needs a Legal Framework

A Meme Token’s Life: Birth, Overhype and Inevitable Crash

The World Applauds Elon’s Fickle Relationship with Dogecoin

The Meteoric (Non)Rise and Galactic Fall of PromisedLand

The Long Descent into Madness

The Innovative ‘Ctrl+Z’ Business Strategy

Fuzzy Math and Moon-bound Dreams

Making Dreams Come True…If Your Dream is Bankruptcy

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