Trump’s Meme Coin Turns One: The Crypto Circus and the Family Fortune - Whale Tales

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**When Memes Go to Washington: The Unraveling of the Trump Coin Circus**
In an astounding tale of political theater meets capitalist craziness, the one-year anniversary of Trump’s official meme coin, simply known as TRUMP, has left the crypto industry looking like a circus tent collided with a dumpster fire. That’s right, folks. A Solana-based meme coin bearing the former president’s name has morphed into the sixth-largest meme-coin rogue—trading at a staggering **$4.96**, down from its meteoric high of **$73**: a decline of 93%, which if you ask a degenerate trader, is an impressive feat of disappearing wealth.

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